The Stupidest Thing I Ever Said Was I Can Hardly Wait Until I’m Older
“Stupid Is As Stupid Does”—Forrest Gump Listen. If I could hop in a time machine, I would warn younger me about bad boyfriends, sun damage, and that Toni perms eventually go out of style. I would also slap — and I mean hard — the words right out of my own mouth when I said,…